Games don’t come much simpler than this, I mean it’s a very simple looking and simple to play game. You have a stick figure (you) and the object of the game is to squash him .. oh hang on, you mean that’s NOT the object?

Oh, so you are supposed to move him so the balls miss him. Oh well in that case …

What you have here is a highly difficult game, demanding a huge amount of attention, steady hands and a lot of time on your hands.

Run little man run

The game begins with your character standing in the middle of the screen, a ball or two will begin to fall from the top of the screen. Balls are different sizes and fall at different speeds.

Oh, crap ..

To move your character you simply tilt your phone to the left or the right & he’ll run in that direction. Make a mistake and the black and white game screen is disrupted by a nasty red patch. Just like reality there are no 2nd or 3rd lives and no health packs. You get one shot to post the biggest score you can, oh and points don’t increase until they’ve passed off the right side of the screen – die with 10 balls on the screen and sorry, you don’t get those 10 points.

Splat - oh dear

It’s free – so go get it now and get squashed